Thursday, July 30, 2009

Rigor Mortis EP, life

Heya all. of course with my posts when i make new music, i have to ramble and talk about unrelated subjects. So the EP link is at the bottom.

Life with me is going...pretty good. I got my car yesterday. A 1996 Mitsubishi Montero. It has a bit of room and all that goodness. A crack in the windshield, a small bit pf other things. My mom thinks its disgusting but shes just a paranoid freak. It really is fine and not too dirty. I went to Butters to show him the car. We were going to leave to get some pizza, when the reverse wasnt working. His dad checked it out and said the alternator wasn't working. Soooo today, my grandpa came over randomly and bought me an alternator. He should buy the band some mac books and new guitars hahahaa kidding. The car works but we just need to replace that alternator and we'll be good. At night is when iam in trouble because the alternator will have to drain the battery to keep running. Vehicle talk, meh haha, i can understand how people can be fascinated by cars now, they're so complex and intriguing.

The EP i made is called Rigor Mortis, the name has to do with the decomposition of the body as it rots into nothingness. The rigor mortis stage is when the muscles begin to settle and the body starts to get very heavy. So i guess dying could be the theme of this EP. I think i blend noise and ethereal underwater magical goodness ok. The middle of the EP is suppose to fuck you up haha. anyways thanks for listening here it is.


Tuesday, July 28, 2009


Yeeaaaa i am an extremely lazy person. i was suppose to cut the grass today, but i fell asleep at 8:30 am and then woke up at 6:30. Thankfully the rain came so i dont have to kill myself cutting the grass over those hills. I've always been a lazy person, even living with my grandparents who are very hard working people. I get my work done, but at the last minute. I guess i tend to work better when i am under pressure, eh whatever.

I'am listening to Pantha Du Prince, its really chill. Asha was very chimey and melodic. Listening to Saturn Strobe now. Its minimalistist dancey electronica. I like it a lot. Thanks Grant for giving me way too much music that i can handle =D

My mother commented on how skinny and thin i was after i got out of the shower. It bothered me and made me extremely uncomfortable. I've tried to gain weight, and i've tried various things, but it's really hard for me and i rather not eat a lot of greasy food. I could work out but meh..... I weigh only 95 pounds, ive never broken the 100 mark.

Since my sleep schedule is fucked ill be up all night, if i am not talking to my girlfriend i might end up making a shitty EP or some shitty shit shit balls

ahhh immaturity=youth

Friday, July 24, 2009

Indie Wars Show 7/24/09 ramble rambleNEW RELEASE

Heya, i decided to post a blog. Grant sent me some cool links, thanks man! noisy and such. It's real sweet. I'am about to fucking ramble so here i go. If you just want the release scroll down to the bottommmmm

The show went real well. I'am of course talking about the show with my band Oodles of Noodles. We tried a new set and we had....4 new songs. The crowd loved it, when we were silent some random guy would say, "I LOVE OODLES!" it was very heart warming. Butters did the announcing and spoke this time, because i am too quiet. He had a pitch shifter thing on his mixer so when he spoke it sounded like little cartoon children speaking. We also wore his pink wig. Trying to be a weird band.... Mission Accomplished

I tore shit up. At the end of our last song i took my guitar off and beat the shit out of it, and then threw it in some random direction, and started DJing my Korg Kaossilator like a mad cunt. People liked it, it was probably our best set, real progressive, punk-ish, grungy.

But get this.... haha we came in last. We got 5th in the judge votes, but 4th in crowd votes. Cuffs were 4th(should have got 2nd at least) Low and Behoolflsofloglodfhdg iam sorry their name doesnt even matter. I'am not even being rude, their music sucks, its overly simplistic breakdown cookie cutter music with some guy grunting as if he had not had a bowel movement in 5 months. But anyways, they got 3rd. True Blue City got 2nd. and When Forever Fails got 1st. True Blue city was ok, they deserved it i guess, it was your generic indie 4 cord band with the singer talking about how he was missing someone or some shit. When Forever Fails.... They confuse me. One of the guitarists and the drummer are in another band called Fictions and Skylines. I saw them play with Nova Scotian Arms. They were pretty much an Explosions in The Sky rip-off(used one of their riffs acutally). While i used to be into EITS i realized all their stuff sounds the same and they abuse the quiet loud build up dynamic in their music. But the reason they confuse me is because those people play metal, and then they play instrumental post-rock? wtf??!! I guess post-rock is doomed. its ok Sigur Ros is the only good post-rock band to listen to anyway.

Cuffs deserved to beat us haha. They seriously need to play Mineral Spirits more, its such a good song with catchy riffs. We met with the judges after we played. They all seemed to like us. One judge said the whole instrumental thing with our "unique" appearances was very mysterious. They gave us props for being an instrumental band in this doomed scene. They were all full of fucking maggot infested shit. We got the papers back on their judging. One judge said we were the most original band that played, but gave us a 2. Another said were very technical and had cool guitar parts but gave us a 2 for sound. Well some of them. I can understand us not winning, i really do. We've only been a band for about 4 or 5 month. We dont have vocals, we're instrumental, we're not "hardcore", i can see how people would not like us. But seriously.... I know our music isn't bad. If anything we're an amateur instrumental Hum or Dinosaur Jr.

Fuck i dont know what to do with this band. I seriously dont want to change stuff up. All of our material has come naturally. I dont want to force anything. I dont want us to be confined to a particular sound, fuck i dont know. Then I ask myself, am i making music for me or for the people? i dont know. I enjoy making noise stuff and doing things on my own. But i always have that dream of having a technical space rock band. I cant be too hard on myself.... Ive only been playing guitar for 1 1/2 years. This is my first band... Hmm, well see how things turn out.

Didnt make shit at the show. I bought some glowsticks in hopes of making money, but i sold like 6 of them, thus only making 3 dollar profit. I cant say iam not mad about being last and having no merch sales(Butters didn't say we had merch), but mehhhh, it was a great show if you take out the judgement and the fact that people want to buy a shirt with an obscure catch phrase on it, then iam good.

When Forever Fails makes fun of gay people. almost all metal shirts have some stupid shit on the back recalling the time they raped their dog, with catch phrases like, "You Got What You Deserved"(confined to the shadows shirt) or "I am not ashamed" yea man keep raping your dog your not ashamed. what are those phrases suppose to imply? hahahahaha

anyways iam done rambling and making fun of the scene. In a way i feel bad because i am never this arrogant. meh, i put together a EP. its 6 songs, the.... 2nd song i just made but everything else was like last week when i was bored at 4am. enjoy or dont...haha love and peace~

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Monday, July 20, 2009

crazy weekend

it has been a pretty crazy weekend. i woke up at 3pm friday, chilled as usual, got some really cheap mango drinks at Big Lots, very good for you, all the vitamins and such. Then i came back home and ate some pizza.

3am rolled around and i went and chilled with my friends, i was suppose to go to bed at midnight but mehhhhh. 5am came around and i picked my Butters up, we were having a yard sale. we came back to my house and set up, it was pretty good, made a good bit. my grandpa came over and we worked on the yard a little, then he left. at 1 pm we packed everything up and me and Butter's went to Moe's. It was pretty funny because we found an old pink wig in my shed, he wore the wig and a scarf to Moe's, and pretty questions and concerns about his sexuality arose. Moe's was good, we're both vegetarians so me and Butter's had a good feast, the salsa was superb.

We dropped him and i went to get my new phone, it has a keyboard its pretty cool. it was around 3pm so i was up for 24 hours, but i didnt care haha. We then picked my sister up at Paris', i said hey to her, it was all goooood. Came back home, my friend Austin picked me up, we went to FortBenning, then the museum, then the south side, in the ghetto, then to chuckie cheese, dollar tree, kmart, and then we went to his girlfriends, they chatted for a bit, i was dropped off at my friends, and then i walked home. i then passed out hahaha

I should work on some new stuff soon, i usually complete EP's or songs in a couple of hours. Bursts of productivity, which is a good and bad thing i guess.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009


i am seriously on crack or something haha. I just made 4 new jams, andddddd album art!! I completed the "squids and rainbows" album, the link for it is right here. woo Yup its pretty sexy. Also i have two other releases which you might want to check out. bitch and tits they are called noiseandstuff 1 and 2, they are both noise jams that i pulled out of my ass in like 3 hours. Hahahahaa my sleep schedule have been reaaaaal weird, let me try and remember how its been. Ok its tuesday.... Sunday i woke up at 9, took a shower and went back to sleep, woke up at 4? went to Burger King, came back, went to sleep at 6ish am(monday morning) woke up at 4 monday afternoon, went to sleep at 11ishpm, woke back up at 1am, drank an energy drink to try and stimulate a bowel movement, UNSECCUESSFULLLZ, and then you have now =D sooo yea man, pretty much, i made those jams for the new album, i need to make 1 or 2 more songs for it, it will be called "powerful dose" here is the album art, it makes me jizz noise babies

Thursday, July 9, 2009


I'am jamming to some Deerhunter-Cryptograms right now, haha it's pretty chill and dancy. I'am suppose to be cleaning my room right now, but oh well. I made some music last night, it's real noisy. It's really just a bunch of stuff i beat up, threw in audacity, added reverb, and shit on it, but its decent i guess.

I should put it up soon when i rename the tracks and all that goodness. It's thursday, i havnt eaten yet, i should soon.... I have to play a show tomorrow at Gallery Ass-hole. It's a love-hate relationship with it.

There was a house show....monday? It was Triads, Cuffs, and Gemini Cricket. We left after Cuffs though. Triads put on a good show, they played their punky, fast songs, so that was cool. Cuffs played their Jackson 5 cover "I Want You Back" again, very heart warming and soulful.

Life is pretty good, i'am not worried about anything really.... I did piss a friend off yesterday, which was dumb of me. The weird thing was that the conflict was over my genitals, yes my balls. I took my balls out, and people didn't take that too kindly. I wasn't really thinking at the time, i dont know. Maybe i'am too comfortable with myself and my surroundings? I dont know. or maybe i'am just rude.....haha